Quick Q: does the rule that you can’t take the hotel bathrobe count if anyone with eyes can tell it was MADE for you? Y/Y?

tastefullyoffensive:

[maenadswish]

bearandvodka:

brahimou92:

#Pigeon trying to still my #pistachio

ourpresidents:

Happy Mother’s Day weekend!

Lady Bird Johnson with daughters Lynda and Luci, and their husbands. (L-R) Charles Robb, Lynda Johnson, Lady Bird Johnson, Luci Johnson Nugent (holding the dog Yuki), Patrick Nugent. 9/30/67.

-from the LBJ Library

More — First Ladies as mothers and daughters

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seanmonster:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

And people wonder why our education system is struggling.

beyoncediario:

Grown Woman

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death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

Tolerate cat.

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